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Stephanie - 2013-02-06 21:20:16
Priceless!!!!
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Amy - 2013-02-06 21:24:54
I have to say, that's very high on my list of "horrible things that could happen to me." Luckily, I don't have a lot of bowel issues. I've been told that it's rare and weird that I can eat beans, lentils and mountains of fiberous vegetables without it bothering me in the least. Of course, I still get the occasional virus or stressful day that hits my guts oddly. But yeah, I can confirm it; for a woman, this is a worst nightmare scenario. By the way, you were in one of my dreams early this morning.
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stepfordtart - 2013-02-06 23:43:27
I actually had my hand over my mouth in horror when you said the loo wouldnt flush. Women are strange creatures, arent we? L wouldve been bragging on that for AGES "Man! I stunk out that lav with arse gravy and then it wouldnt flush! Priceless!". Im am absolutely CERTAIN that it was a woman who wrote the 'how to flush' notice. s x
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alison - 2013-02-07 16:40:22
I am ridiculously abnormal in so many respects. I have such an unstable digestive system that I have had no choice but to get ok with going where ever and whenever I have to and being happy about it. While I never brag about size and smell (still boy territory, Gasp can you imagine what they would do and say if they had periods) I think women should get over the shame of having to poop. Really, we are shamed for everything female I will not be shamed over something universally human (heck living organism) as well. So I say, Poop proud ladies, it is better to have pooped in public than never to have pooped at all. Just remember this, always check for toilet paper before release.
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dichroic - 2013-02-07 22:27:37
More or less what Alison said. IBS (and a pea-sized bladder, to boot) will get you over worrying about crapping in public right quick; you're more likely to have scoped out exactly where are the clean pubic loos are. (About which, incidentally, I have to give the city of Portland credit for having a transit center with clean safe toilets right in the middle of Pioneer Square. Almost like a Dutch VVV, but with no charge!)
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Lisa - 2013-02-08 01:42:46
OMG I feel your terror! Sadly I have developed IBS in the past few years and I'm pretty sure I'm psychologically scarred now, for life. One phrase: rest area bathrooms. (Shudder). I worked at a job for seven years, including lots of OT, odd hours, etc, and I NEVER POOPED THERE ONCE.
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Terri T. - 2013-02-16 21:18:40
Imagine my horror last week when I spied what appeared to be OIL drops in the toilet after I had relieved myself....it lasted about 24 hrs, and I still don't know what caused it...I didn't have any stomach issues but it stained my undies too. So glad you were able to get to the toilet in time.
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