Tell me all about it, dear...

MJ - 2005-08-16 23:32:45
Oh my gods, I am SO with you on the toilet pee... drives me crazy!
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Denver doug - 2005-08-17 00:15:39
It's the messy slobs that leave a mess and dirty toilet paper on the seat and don't take a wee bit of time to even flush the damn thing. Wonder if they get away with that at home ? Enough to gag a maggot they are.
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colz - 2005-08-17 00:55:27
I have ranted about the toilet pee thing myself. Pigs. Just. Pigs. No excuse. None. Sit your ass down and pee. There is NO deadly Toilet Seat Disease. Really. And I may steal the meme.
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Cruel-Irony - 2005-08-17 03:32:56
I too love to scrub - and polish - copper bottomed pans. Revere Ware, perchance? In fact, I'd love to scrub while watching China Beach. All the while making sure a bookmark was still snug inside of one of my favorite books left carefully, yet somewhat carelessly no less than two feet away.
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Stephanie - 2005-08-17 06:27:16
Seaside Heights, NJ??
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Amy - 2005-08-17 07:45:18
I have ranted a similar rant about the piss-hogs on many occasions, though not nearly as well said.
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Petrouchka - 2005-08-17 12:18:36
A scholarship for having big tits? (guinness)Brilliant!(/guinness)
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Pandi - 2005-08-17 14:15:18
Urine is sterile until it leaves the body. Then it's not sterile anymore. I NEVER sit on a public toilet seat because I just don't want to sit in someone else's piss, in plain English. Not only is that absolutely revolting, but in case all the self-righteous non-sitters don't realize it, urine smells when it dries. Ever smell a bag lady? That's what people who sit in piss smell like. SO...I put the paper seat thing down, squat, pee, flush, make sure I didn't leave a mess (and I know how to aim), and on the rare occasion that there is any evidence, I clean it up and flush again. But sitting on a public toilet seat? EWWWWWWW! Ahem, that is all. Love you.
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squarepants - 2005-08-17 20:48:50
Okay, here's the thing: I know this sounds nuts, but I once got crabs from a public toilet. I was not seeing or sleeping with anyone, lived completely alone, and the only place I'd been where my cootch touched anything but my own bowl was when I peed at this skanky bar about a week before I got crabs. So I hover. However, on the rare occasion I do get pee on the seat, of course I wipe it up. I'm no man! ;) Oh, and I really hear you on the twos going on forever. From what I'm told, E.'s two hasn't even begun, and he's about to turn three. Also? I would absolutely stay at your B&B. No question about it.
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Summere Gale - 2005-08-17 22:35:09
"My right index finger" OMG! that had me laughing out loud. Thank you so much for helping me while you go through so much yourself. BTW the terrible two's last until forever! (but they get worse around puberty)
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Mayhem - 2005-08-17 23:26:44
China Beach ... some of the greatest funny times and heartwrenching times from watching that show. Still have all the VHS tapes of the shows. Glad to see you!
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Jenn - 2005-08-18 10:33:36
I heart you
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Mayhem - 2005-08-18 22:50:07
Then it came to me that my mother taught me to use the TP to make a seat cover and then make sure it all flushes. It was part of being tidy! Of course I still look at the paper covers and remember my father referring to them as "ass gaskets"
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