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dichroic - 2005-07-12 19:14:04
I am a healthy person. Aside from needing to wear glasses and a slightly wonky gut, I have *no* chronic health issues whatsoever. Would it help if I told you every time I felt like crap and spent a few hours or a day just sitting still or lying down to get over it? Every time we changed plans because Rudder or I just didn't feel well? Probably not - after all you have Mike and Alex right there. But it happens to even the healthiest of us far more than you'd think. I can't even imagine trying to tough it out and *never* give in when you're dealing with something like MS - I don't, even without it.
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sdg - 2005-07-12 19:28:03
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel... Why do spiders like to play the outfield in baseball? So they can catch flies... On what side of a school does a tree grow? The outside. :D Hope that helped, as bad as the jokes are :)
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anabels - 2005-07-12 20:08:52
A few favourites - not sure how well they will travel :) Q. What do you get if you corss of sheep with a kangaroo? A. Woolly jumpers. Q. What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo? A. Big holes in Australia!! Well I like them. Hugs Bels
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Deb - 2005-07-12 20:46:44
Dang, wish I had normal jokes. Around here were we tend toward farts and burps as entertainment.
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colz - 2005-07-12 22:23:28
"cruel self-goading part of me still believes Depression is nothing but self-indulgent laziness" Yeah. I'm educated and knowledgable and well read on the subject. On meds and in therapy. And I still think I oughta be pulling myself up by the bootstraps and snapping out of it. Hm. My favorite knock knock joke--it has a public radio tie. I stole it from Garrison Keillor. Knock knock who's there? knock knock who's there? knock knock who's there? Knock knock WHO'S THERE?!?! Phillip Glass. heh
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sdg - 2005-07-13 04:11:30
Why did the snow man smile?? He saw the snow blower coming.... what do ghosts eat for dinner? ghoulash! What do baby ghosts drink for breakfast? Evaporated milk... :D yah ok.. ill stop now
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Stephanie - 2005-07-13 06:40:40
I suffer from Fibromyalgia, a chronic pain and fatigue disorder, and, even though I know that pushing myself will cause an increase in pain, while taking it easy will lessen the severity of the symptoms, I just can't seem to allow myself to be idle for long. This Superwoman Syndrome sucks.
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A. - 2005-07-13 08:42:31
*Hugs* Here's hoping you feel better really soon. Take care of yourself, and try to ignore that nagging voice. You deserve a break. LOTS of breaks.
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Petrouchka - 2005-07-13 09:28:34
What's pink and fluffy? ................................. pink fluff! ................................... What's blue and fluffy? ................................... pink fluff holding its breath!
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Jenn - 2005-07-13 09:51:27
Why does the statue of Liberty stand in NY Harbor? Give up????????????????????????????? Because she can't sit down (pudom bum)................Why do birds fly South for the winter????? Are you stumped????????????? Because it's too far to walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Ladybugge - 2005-07-13 13:46:18
The only knock-knock jokes are so lame I'm almost ashamed to type them. Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Okay, I said it was lame. :-) If you can't laugh at the joke, you can laugh at me trying. T'sokay. I laugh at me, too (at least sometimes).
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Red - 2005-07-13 15:22:20
Thank you, my dear! And here is the last joke I made up, although it's probably not very original. (This was while I was working in that boring job.) Why do file clerks give the best blow-jobs? ..............................Because they're used to spending time on their knees. Hahahaha! Also, I totally get that whole "depression is just lazyness" thing, because I feel it too. And Joe sometimes thinks it, as well. Take care, give yourself a hug from me.
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cat - 2005-07-15 20:39:41
I'm sorry you're feeling so poorly. :-( Geez...I don't know *ANY* decent knock-knock jokes! *Hugs*
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cat - 2005-07-15 20:41:38
OOOO wait!! Okay, it's not a knock-knock, but here goes: why do Scandinavian women refuse to give blowjobs? Because vibrators chip their teeth! Yes, that was very stupit...and I apologize if you (LA) or anyone else who reads this is Scandinavian.
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