Tell me all about it, dear...

Jenn - 2005-05-01 20:19:43
I wish I'd gotten that tequila advice 5 or 6 years ago!! :)
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purple chai - 2005-05-01 20:30:24
Oh, I liked your answers. And I'll go for one of those hysterectomies myself.
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nilky (Doug) - 2005-05-01 20:37:54
Well, then, I guess that I'd better say hi! then, since you put it that way.... Thanx for being here! Doug
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cosmic - 2005-05-01 20:39:28
Gee, you never asked me to dance when there was no music. (sniff) And after all we meant to one another. I thought you liked me. (snif)
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Amy - 2005-05-01 21:39:04
I hear hysterectomies can mess up your orgasm. They'll get my uterus when they pry it from my cold, dead... uh... abdominal cavity, I guess.
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Denver doug - 2005-05-01 22:48:57
It is probably an old one to you, but your remark about church jogged my memory. There was this man, beset with worries and problems who went down on his knees, raised his hands on high and said, "Why me oh Lord ?" And from this cloud a booming voice resounded, "Because little man you piss me off." A Job lot maybe ?
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Red - 2005-05-02 00:03:00
Hey there. I enjoyed reading about your thoughts on books - not that I agree with everything. But, hey like you said, it's your diary, you say what you want, and that's totally cool. I read back a few entries, and noticed the one about your garden. Regarding the whole not-using-pesticides-thing: I sort of have a solution - however, it's kinda gross. Human urine. Well, technically, it's more to keep out the bigger "pests" like deer or rabbits. The smell of a meat-eater's urine should keep them away. Animals don't understand fences, but they will understand "marked territory" when done with urine. At least, that's what I've read. I've never had a reason to try it. Then again, if you don't mind having the critters in your garden, then please disregard all the drivel I just wrote. Take care.
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Autumn - 2005-05-02 00:42:46
Oooh -- asking someone to dance when there's no music. That's a keeper! Thanks.
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Witchful - 2005-05-02 04:19:08
"Next time I go to church, I: will burst into flames while a Voice from on high intones, 'Unclean. Unclean.'" That made my night. Thank you.
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Ladybugge - 2005-05-02 05:21:18
I'm sorry I didn't make it to your hometown and take you to lunch. Bad Ladybugge. *grin*
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Petrouchka - 2005-05-02 10:16:56
Yep, stealing this one.
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Pattypat - 2005-05-02 10:50:45
Okay - called on the lurking - I just want to say I enjoy reading your diary. I agree with you on many things - uselessness of Shrub, 'publicans in general, and the fabulousness of sons. Thanks for letting me read!
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QueerFatGirl - 2005-05-02 11:56:14
Since I've been reading you for a couple of years, I am quite sure I qualify as a devoted lurker. You are wonderful! Thank you for sharing yourself with us.
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Pandi - 2005-05-02 12:41:16
Okay, now THAT'S an interesting meme. I might actually try that one.
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Summer Gale - 2005-05-02 15:20:41
Owen? I wub Owen Wilson. PS this Bronco has tuned headers for exhaust pipes. It sounds totally rad dude!
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bettyalready - 2005-05-02 16:57:21
Yeah no joke. There was a reason we didn't have cable for 2 1/2 years and why Lee's cancelling it today. I mean, I'm watching this stuff. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're watching a show where someone gets her butt bleached. Dear god.
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skibigsky - 2005-05-02 22:10:32
Probably going to have to steal this one. I'm in serious need of diversion from my real life at the moment, and this might help.
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