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melanie - 2004-08-05 09:29:00
They have a saying in Nova Scotia (where I don't actually live but have spent lots of time there) that in the summer you had better lock the doors of your car because if you turn your back for a moment someone will fill it with zucchini. I wish things grew like that here but I live in a desert.
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purple chai - 2004-08-05 09:42:23
Not only do I agree with you -- of course -- I laughed out loud at the end. And then I got the title.
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Trance - 2004-08-05 09:46:14
"Zorch"?? LMAO
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Pandionna - 2004-08-05 13:17:10
Something they don't tell you in the 10 Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men list. As always, your politics are dead on.
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Denver doug - 2004-08-05 15:57:23
Thing that gets to me is the fact that all they do is talk about it on TV and do damn little in actuality. Then come back on TV and defend what they said. Seems like the whole administration is nothing like a bunch of paranoia peddlers trying to make us scared enough to keep them in power. I wouldn't touch a zorch like that with someone else's ten foot pole. Decontaminated fruit and vegetables -- Heh !
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Denver doug - 2004-08-05 16:00:25
Oooops. Misuse of a word. Nothing "but" a bunch of paranoia peddlers.----- Not -- like. Turns the whole thing into a bit of blithering , using like instead of but.
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Katherine - 2004-08-05 18:42:24
Zucchini, you say? My x-tian next door neighbors proudly presented me with a pint of lovely, homemade zucchini JAM. Yes. Jam. Not as in toe, but as in toast. I'm keeping it in the fridge until I figure out what to do with it. Maybe I could throw it at a U-boat off the shores of the Gulf. If you want the recipe let me know. They are x-tians so, though they may be loathe to share, they are obligated to do so anyway. Enjoy your extra month, sayeth your covetous friend. Love, K
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Joan - 2004-08-05 18:50:53
I'd laugh, but it's way too serious! At least the political part. LOL about the recommended use of condoms...you're too much!
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Shelley - 2004-08-06 01:08:25
When my husband worked at Planned Parenthood as a peer educator, he had a patient who, while she had not had a sexual partner in a year, had vaginal infections twice in that period. Apparently she had been reinfecting herself with her toys. Wash after you use, kiddos. And put condoms on the food products.
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oliana - 2004-08-08 02:15:45
as a kid our neighbor always had a garden and always handed us kids the zuccinni over the fence to take home. I love zuccinni. Although not as sex toys.
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