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Gift from Hil Part 2 - 2014-12-30
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1:44 p.m. - 2010-04-20
To the driver of the sage green Sonata in front of me on the way to the gym: Tapping your brakes every 10 seconds is counter-productive, bad for your car, and makes the people behind you want to follow you to your destination and beat the holy crap out of you when you get out of your car. To regulate your speed you should try taking your foot off the long pedal, waiting a few beats and you will see the car will slow down all on its own! Really! Thank you, ~LA the Frustrated It was a nice conversation, wasn't it? At least until you began to ring up my stuff and insisted I had to fork over a ridiculous amount of personal information to make a cash purchase. When I refused and stood upon my rights as a citizen you then had to ruin everything by waxing wroth about the recently passed Health Care Initiative and your own bitterness about that *muttered pejorative racially based slur* guy in the White House. Your bias and your complete obliviousness to the hypocrisy of demanding I tell you all my private info to buy a couple skirts and yet claiming violated victimhood about health care was upsetting and rather stomach churning. And the sotto voce epithet didn't get past me and I'm half-deaf. I will be speaking with your manager this afternoon. You suck. ~LA the Formerly Uninsured and Current Fan of That Guy in the White House. I get it that you're really, really busy with that iPad thing. Someday I might look into getting one myself, though it will be long after everyone else on Earth has one and has moved onto having holographic eye implants or something. In the meantime do you think you could up your production of 16G Nanos? They are impossible to come by. I'm even willing to give up choice of color (though I really want a purple one) just to finally have my very own iPod. Yours truly, ~LA the Tuneless Please be more careful! I happen to be very fond of all you critters who live in my yard, except the damn groundhogs who are undermining my tool shed's foundation with their relentless tunneling, and wouldn't dream of deliberately harming you in any way. BUT you must learn to be wiser about cars and the damage they can do to a foolhardy baby squirrel who darts under their wheels. Unlike Cornish pixies, baby squirrels will be smushed if run over by a Ford Escort and then you will never find out what it's like to be a big grown up squirrel and have babies of your own someday. To say nothing of the excellent snacks I put out in the wintertime. Stop, look, and listen, okay? Fondly, ~LA the Animal Lover
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