If so, would you please escort it home and make sure someone is there to watch it and keep it from wandering off again?
I am shocked and amazed and very, very grateful to be here in one piece. I am having the stupidest day ever. According to the doc I have bronchitis, but really I have instant onset dementia. Can't believe how many things I flubbed so far and it's only 1:00. Somehow between here and the doc's I lost a $20 bill. I got all turned around trying to get from one side of Malltown to the other and ended up almost where I started before finally stumbling onto the correct road and going in the right direction. I screwed up at the ATM and hit 'fast cash no receipt' when I wanted a larger amount with a receipt. I called my pharmacist by the wrong name, this though I've known her for 8 years and she was wearing her nametag. I paid cash for my 'scripts when I meant to use the debit card to make up for the deficient cash I'd gotten from the ATM screw-up and needed for something else. I blew right past a cop doing a jaunty 50mph on a 35mph road and I never speed. (He didn't come after me, thanks be!) And just now I almost choked to death trying to use the albuterol inhaler.
Apparently even breathing is too complicated for me today.