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She blinded him with whiteness - 2008-07-25
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8:49 a.m. - 2008-04-29
My Soggy Soggy Nights Or The Attack of the Memory Foam Swamp Monster Did they listen? HA! My horrible hangers-on just sniggered and sent out another blast of incendiary estrogen. Actual flames shot out the ends of my toes. The bedding didn't catch though because it was already soaked through. Am I the only one with a carafe of Pedialyte next to her bed to stave off complete electrolyte exhaustion from night sweats? Ever have to wring out your nighty over a sink? How about an $800 utility bill because you're running the window unit air conditioner in February? During a blizzard and the other window is wide open and you still can't cool off? Or have to do Lamaze breathing at 2:00am to calm down because the man next you is peacefully cutting zzzs all bundled up in the quilt and the only thing keeping you from cracking his comfy little skull open in a jealous rage is the knowledge that jail cells are rarely climate controlled? Tell you what, I never worry about what Hell will be like. Satan's sauté pan won't be nothing compared to this night sweat crap. I'll be down there cheerfully asking all the lawyers if they're enjoying the lovely cool spell.
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