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7:25 p.m. - 2008-02-10
Episode #1

The Amazing Adventures of Captain Attitude…

Today we find Captain Attitude once again explaining how the world works to his faithful sidekick, Dork Mom.

"Well gee, Cap'n, I always thought the cat box had to be emptied regularly!"
"Duh! Dork Mom, if you stop emptying the cat box the cats will stop using it!"
"But, Cap'n, won't the cats just poop other places instead?"
"That is not MY problem, Dork Mom. Why must you complicate things and worry about dumb things that have no relevance to…(dunt dunt DAH!)…CAPTAIN ATTITUDE!?"
"Sorry, Cap'n. Guess I am being a dork like usual."
"You know it, Dork Mom. Now be gone! I'm on Level 14,896.9 and Link is about to capture the Magnificent Sword of Constipation."

Meanwhile in his secret lair (aka: the den) Captain Attitude's arch-nemesis Stupid Step is plotting…

"Curses! I will find a way to be rid of Captain Attitude and get with that sexy Dork Mom! I know! (maniacal evil genius laughter) I'll insist he clean up the 'Tude Cave! Using my unbeatable Stupid Stepfather Frown and the phenomenally cruel 'I mean business' voice Captain Attitude will be helpless! Trapped in the morass of smelly socks and moldy pb&j sandwich crusts in the 'Tude Cave it will be at least an hour before he can break free again! And for those 60 minutes Dork Mom will be mine! All mine!Mwahahahaha!"

To be continued…

Love, ~Dork Mom and Stupid Step

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