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She blinded him with whiteness - 2008-07-25
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11:13 p.m. - 2008-01-29
HELP!!! Oh lordy lordy, I have 'Just One More Row' disease! I'm two-finger typing because only my right index and left ring fingers are working right now. The other 8 digits have completely borked. You knitters and crocheters can appreciate the seriousness of my situation. See, not only do I have 'Just One More Row' disease, the afghan I'm making is a gigantic granny square. That means each row is BIGGER than the previous one! I started out this morning with something about the size of a dinner napkin and now it's a decent lap blanket. And the afghan is far from finished. I am in soooo much trouble. I know tomorrow morning I'm going to wake up with my fingers curled into claws and forearms that won't have enough muscle control to put my glasses on. Valentine's Day approaches though. Wonder if I can learn to crochet with my feet. Some months ago I made mention of Mick's cool underwear. My beloved has some serious skivvies. He's the only straight guy I've ever known to have ordered undies from the International Male catalog. Howsomever, he does have a few pair of utilitarian boxer-briefs which he is forbidden to wear except at the gym and during laundry emergencies. The other day I was rooting through his pants pockets to get Jet's key (Mick's arms were full) and felt a suspicious mid-thigh hem. I gave Mick the Frowny Face and grumped, "Are you wearing your long panties?" I thought the man was going to die. He shrieked with laughter. I kept my glower in place and chided him severely for wearing long panties when I knew darn well there were plenty of clean good panties in the dresser. Mick lost it. He set down the stuff he'd been lugging and grabbed me. Spun us in a twirly hug and kissed me still laughing like a loon. Finally he gasped, "Baby, only you. 'Long panties'!!! Oh. My. God. You've got a real way with words, you know that?" Yeah, I guess I do. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris!
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