10:28 p.m. - 2005-01-08
By Three's.
I have spent very little time with LoL, heretofore to be called Nikki. Because that’s her name. She said it was okay to out her here. I have nothing enlightening or snarky to say…yet. So I stole a thing from Cat and you get that instead.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) LA
2) Sweetie
3) MOM
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD ::
1) Wolfmom
2) LA the Sage
3) And that’s all of them because I am boring and don’t IM or chat or bbs
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF ::
1) I’m funny.
2) Nothing in my house is worth a lot of money, but everything is meaningful.
3) I dance at the grocery store.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF ::
1) I can be very mean.
2) I hole up too often.
3) I have no patience
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE :: (Three is all I have, I’m a recent immigrant mutt)
1) Rom
2) Polish
3) Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU ::
1) The Bush administration.
2) Change.
3) Zealots.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS ::
1) My computer.
2) Moisturizer.
3) Tea.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW ::
1)Jeans.
2) Earrings.
3) Mascara.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment) ::
1) Offspring
2) Green Day
3) Elton John
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)::
1) Footloose- Kenny Loggins
2) Rescue Me- Fontella Bass
3) Cowboy- Kid Rock
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS ::
1) Plastic surgery. (Having it done, not performing it myself.)
2) Mosaic.
3) Shutting up.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP ::
1) Someone who’ll do all the icky stuff I don’t want to do.
2) Laughter.
3) To be adored and spoiled.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE ::
1) I dip dill pickles in ketchup.
2) I rely on my Magic 8-Ball when making financial decisions.
3) I can whistle with my nose.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU ::
1) Good hair.
2) Work hardened hands.
3) A big dick. (You don’t stay married for 21 years because he has cute dimples, okay?)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU ::
1) Women are smooth.
2) Boobs.
3) Did I mention boobs?
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO ::
1) See the next Star Wars.
2) The Jitterbug.
3) Stay on an even keel.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES ::
1) The Sims.
2) Crocheting.
3) Masturbation.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW ::
1) Eat 5 perfectly toasted buttered onion bagels.
2) Go somewhere.
3) Take off my damn bra.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING ::
1) Sideshow barker.
2) Radio DJ.
3) Professional advice giver.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION ::
1) Amsterdam.
2) One of those gross touristy all-inclusive resorts with endless booze and 24 hour seafood buffets.
3) Quartzsite, Arizona.
THREE KID'S NAMES :: (The ones I didn’t get to use.)
1) Simon
2) Oliver
3) Donovan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE ::
1) Spit off the top of the Eiffel Tower.
2) Get a standing ovation.
3) Meet Stephen King.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY ::
1) I scratch myself where it itches. In public.
2) I check out chicks.
3) I love fast cars.
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK ::
1) I have been known to squeal and jump up and down.
2) I see nothing wrong with owning 14 black skirts.
3) PMS from Hell.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES ::
1) Johnny Depp.
2) Ellen Barkin.
3) Danny Masterson.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW ::
1) Fuzz’ll do it, she loves these things.
2) Chai, too.
3) The Pope.
Thanks, Cat.
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I don’t know what the hell Wolf was watching, but he came up to me today and said,
“Mars needs women.”
He’s a pip, that kid. ~LA
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