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Because I can't bear to eulogize Doug - 2008-08-19
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9:18 p.m. - 2003-06-25
Let's see... It's hot. Today is Wolf's 6th birthday. It's HOT. I did a small grocery shopping this afternoon. It's DAMN HOT. My hair is way too long and is bugging me. It's F-ING HOT! I ordered a Sponge Bob birthday cake for Wolf's party on Sunday. It's F-ING Unbearably HOT! My jalapeno plant has a pepper on it. Did I mention it's horribly unbelievably HOT? We are anti-lawn chemicals and Mike wants a couple of chickens so they'll eat the ticks. A chicken would be fricasseed right in the yard because it’s too HOT. I got a postcard saying Wolf’s summer school bus will pick him up here instead of at the new house. This is a good thing. I wore shorts in public and didn’t care because it’s TOO HOT FOR JEANS! I drank almost a gallon of liquids today. I only had to pee once because it’s ridiculously HOT and I sweated the rest out. I got a buttload of RSVPs today. So far 32 people are coming to Wolf’s party. I’m worried the guests will die from eating heat spoiled food. Imagine being convicted of potato salad murder. All because it’s TOO HOT! To quote my favorite “Wizard of Oz” character.... ‘I’m melting! I’m melting!’ In search of relief, ~LA LA’s Wistful Pick of the Day: “Winter Wonderland” by a ton of people, but I like Macy Gray’s version
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